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Updated: 03:10 p.m. EST (2010 GMT) -- 6 April 2002

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Bush: "Just call me Hitler"
After months of intense fighting and suicide bombing in Israel, President Bush and Blair have come up with a new strategy for calming tensions in the middle east.

"Now y'all listen to my plan here!" Bush said after doing a line of coke, "if there's one thing that'll scare the pants off of these here Jubejubes, it's a second Hitler.  Just like any movie, the sequel is always worse than the original.  So starting tomorrow we'll be sending our tanks into Israel to rape and pillage every city, set up concentration camps, and destroy all who are not of the Aryan race.  Then they'll remember what a REAL war of hate is like, isn't that right Mr. Himmler?"

Blair stood and faced the press "ZEIG HEIL!"


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