In a park job George W. Bush called "the worst in documented history" Richelle Simmons confirmed what many people already knew: women just plain suck at driving cars.  Richelle was parking her car last Tuesday, something most men would consider a trivial maneuver, when she accidentally hit the gas and brakes at the same time.  Although this wouldn't usually be a detrimental mistake, she held the pedals down together for three hours and then poured gunpowder on the smoking remnants of the engine.  This caused the destruction of everything within a 80meter radius.   Don Nelson, a professor of genetics at UCC says, "It just goes to show you what I've said all along.  Bad driving is a sex specific recessive trait on the X chromosome."  In other words, chicks should get out of their husbands cars and get back behind the ironing board.