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Updated: 04:41 p.m. EST (2141 GMT) -- 22 February 2002

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Herbe the Hobo is tired of the man cornholing him
Local Hobo Gains Control of Yard Sale
Herbe the Hobo took over a local yard sale yesterday and declared it the sovern nation of Hobocus.  Seen in the photo above, he has been rallying support for his cause from the yard sale artifacts.  He already has a torn pleather seat fighting for his cause, and plans to recruit the box of old baby clothes and the 300 waterstained Playboy magasines that nobody reads anymore.

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